The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I loved the song but the lyrics just didn't make any since because Elvis Presley ( the original artist ) would never open his Vegas tribute with what sounded like horny ramblings the main charecter on the show Bones (which was invented over fifty years later ) would think. Another favorite of mine was " ride my Chevy " I figured those were the actual lyrics either that or my other favorite " ride my Harley ". Ride my Harley sounded Elvis like and so did ride my Chevy but since it was begining to sound more and more like what I posted I knew it couldn't be right so I found the correct lyrics. In my own silly sorta way I actually think my version makes more sense.
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Submitted on
2/22/2008 12:34 pm
Age it happened
13
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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