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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Rolled up like a douche, another odor in the sky.

    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band
    Song: Blinded by the Light
    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

    The story:

    We were actually having an argument in English class
    about what the real lyrics were. Someone said that
    they thought it was that line, to which my English
    teacher responded, "It's not DOUCHE!" It was pretty
    funny. Then she looked it up and settled the debate.

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    Submitted by

    abard124

    Submitted on

    2/19/2010 8:33 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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