The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
An acquaintance told this story: his little boy came home from preschool in December with a picture of the holy family. Dad looked at the picture and said "I see Mary, and Joseph, and the baby in the cradle. But who is this very fat person standing off to one side?" And the little boy said, "Oh--that's Round John Virgin!"
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9/26/2012 9:03 pm
Age it happened
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Better than original?
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Convinced others you were right?
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Was partying involved?
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