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    Sacrifice him to the camel!

    Artist: Nightwish
    Song: Tutankhamen
    Real Lyric: Sacrifice me, Tutankhamen!



    The story:

    I never actually though these were the real lyrics,
    but as many Nightwish fans will agree with me on,
    Tarja's voice is quite confusing at times. And as
    Nightwish's lyrics can also be somewhat cryptic, it
    wouldn't have been an absolute shock if they made up
    something like that - though I did find this one
    pretty far-fetched. Love the band for their abstract
    poetry, and I'm very happy that they do not think of
    camels as some kind of deities that require human
    sacrifice.

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