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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Say! yes, they know that you fed yourself another time.
Don't they know that you're full of tangled debris?
Yes, they know that you fed yourself another time.

Artist: Disturbed

Song: Decadence

Real Lyric: Say! yes, they know that you've fought yourself another time.Don't they know that you're full of pain already?Yes, they know that you've fought yourself another time.

The story:

Well, I was on the phone with my friend, and she's like, "It sounds
like 'you f***ed yourself another time!'" So I decided to put it on
here.

Submitted by

taylor_of_the_phunk

Submitted on

4/30/2008 2:10 pm

Age it happened

13

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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damn good!!

kilikfan Nov 12, 2010 9:30 am

intrstin

kilikfan Apr 15, 2010 4:32 pm

pleasnt

bobbob Oct 02, 2008 5:03 pm