The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry"
The Misheard: "Hush hush, keep it down girl, voice of carry"
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Real Lyric: This may be the night that my dreams might let me know all the stars are closer.
The Misheard: This may be the night that my dreams might let me know all the stars are Kosher.
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Real Lyric: Get You Booty on the Floor Tonight
The Misheard: Get Your Booty on the Buck Knife
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Real Lyric: Mary Mary quite contrary
The Misheard: Mary Mary clockin' schmary
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty D and the Dunder Chiefs
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Real Lyric: I mean I could, but why would I want to?
The Misheard: I'm in a cookbook why would I want to?
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Real Lyric: Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell
The Misheard: Well I think I'm on a burning whale
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Real Lyric: My lover's got humor, she's the giggle at a funeral
The Misheard: My lover's not human, she used to giggle at funerals
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Real Lyric: "Jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...."
The Misheard: "Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden"
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Real Lyric: Na da de wa tra na bui a wal, do it now, hey, bishie by bonto ay ay ay ay ay ay ayyyyy, Oppa Gangnam Style!
The Misheard: Adam, there was trying to bubble, do it now, give Adam a mouth, gay gay gay gay gayyyy. Oppa Ghana Stow!
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