The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: “You’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that dirt all on my name”
The Misheard: “You’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that turtle on my knee”
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Real Lyric: But it's too late to say you're sorry How would I know? Why should I care? Please don't bother trying to find her She's not there
The Misheard: But it's too late to say you're sorry How would I know? Why should I care? Please don't bother trying to find her She's my bear
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Real Lyric: Ce soir la (roughly: This evening)
The Misheard: C'est suan la (roughly: It is hot and sour)
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Real Lyric: sad distance thoughts follow me
The Misheard: sadistic dogs follow me
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Real Lyric: All the stars are closer
The Misheard: All the stars are kosher
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Real Lyric: let me in
The Misheard: Let's begin
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Real Lyric: Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big o’l Jet left the light on
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Real Lyric: Then you ran into the bedroom You were struck down It was your doom
The Misheard: Then you ran into the bathroom You were struck by- it was a poo!
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Real Lyric: Grown up don't understand but children love him the most.
The Misheard: Roll up your underpants but children love him the most.
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Real Lyric: When that fickle finger of fate
The Misheard: When I bit the finger of fate
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