The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: she had thankless thighs tellin me no lies
The Misheard: she had a sanck massage tellin me no lies
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Real Lyric: When I get that feeling, I need sexual healing.
The Misheard: When I get that feeling, I need sex, you won't feel it.
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Real Lyric: what's love but a second hand emotion?
The Misheard: what's love but a second handy motion
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Real Lyric: Ground control to major Tom
The Misheard: Ground to grow tomatoes on
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Real Lyric: walk this way, talk this way
The Misheard: frosted flakes, frosted flakes
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Real Lyric: With the birds I scare this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the burns I shed, it's like, long live you.
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up there alone.
The Misheard: Crocodile, I'm burnin' up, so leave my hair alone or alternately, Rocket man, Burnin Down the streets of Hell and Khan
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces
The Misheard: I'm not big on saucy dresses
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Real Lyric: When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
The Misheard: When it hasn't been your day, your week, we'll keep beliving you're here.
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns once and explode into space
The Misheard: Buy all of your guns at once and explode in your face
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