The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche In the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre
The Misheard: Frolic in time
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if i needed a ride..
The Misheard: And little early-girly gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if i needed some rye..
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Real Lyric: Shake your booty
The Misheard: Shake your booby
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
The Misheard: If there's a muscle in your hedgehog, don't be a lamba, It's just a sprinkling from the bakery
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Real Lyric: don't switch the blade on the guy in shades; oh no
The Misheard: don't mess with me, I'm a guy and she don't know it
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Real Lyric: Too afraid to fly So I never can land
The Misheard: Too afraid of Lysol Never get laid
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Real Lyric: It's my aeroplane
The Misheard: It's my yellow plane
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Real Lyric: All my friends call me Bear Claw
The Misheard: All my friends call me Dirt Ball
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Real Lyric: 'cause we are born innocent believe me Adia we are still innocent
The Misheard: 'cause we were born in a tent believe me Adia we are still in a tent
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