The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Close your eyes make a wish
The Misheard: Close your thighs I smell fish
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Real Lyric: I get the feeling sometimes that makes me wonder why you you want to take us under
The Misheard: I get the feeling sometimes that makes me wonder why you wanna take Cassandra
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins, like a fish in the sea.
The Misheard: Swim through your veins, like your piss in the sea.
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Real Lyric: We are, we are Youth of the Nation
The Misheard: We are, we are Youth in Asia
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.
The Misheard: And littleHurly Burley kept my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky....
The Misheard: Slow walkin' Walter, the fire engine guy....
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Real Lyric: It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact.
The Misheard: It's just like gettin' fat, it contracts before and back.
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Real Lyric: Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
The Misheard: Come and spill the jasmine in my wine
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin why I got out of bed at all
The Misheard: My tears run cold I wonder why. Got out of be alone.
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