The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Johnny take a dive with your sister in the rain
The Misheard: Johnny take a dive with your sister, Elaine
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: We goin' jet airlining, don't carry me too far away.
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Misheard: Janet Jackson's not my lover.
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Real Lyric: Spotted me a tender thang
The Misheard: Spiderman, groovy thang
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Real Lyric: your mom therw out yor best porono mag
The Misheard: my mom f**ked my damn gay ass mag
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Real Lyric: Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? Beyonce, can you handle this? I don't think they can handle this
The Misheard: Kelly, can you handle twix? Michelle, can you handle twix? Feionce, can you handle twix? I don't talk if they can handle twix
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Real Lyric: I do, cherish you
The Misheard: I do, cherry shoe
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Real Lyric: Looking for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Looking for my outlaws, Shaker and Song
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise And put up a parking lot. With a pink hotel, a boutique And a swinging hot spot.
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a parking lot. With a pink hotel of boots you get a swinging drop spot.
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Real Lyric: It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play.
The Misheard: It's more than a feeling, but never on Sundays.
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