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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Usher

    Song: U Got It Bad

    Real Lyric: U got it, U got it bad When you're on the phone You hang up And you all right back

    The Misheard: U got it, U got a band When you're going home Ain't nothing In your car ride back

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: You don't wanna hurt me, so baby don't worry Cause I ain't gonna let ya

    The Misheard: You don't wanna hump me, so baby don't worry Cause I ain't gonna get ya

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    Artist: Vapors

    Song: Turning Japanese

    Real Lyric: I'm turning Japanese, I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

    The Misheard: I'm turning Japanese, I'm turning Japanese, like the flistones.

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    Artist: Lipps, Inc.

    Song: Funky Town

    Real Lyric: Won't you take me to funky town?

    The Misheard: Won't you take me to the guitar?

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: 2 Become 1

    Real Lyric: I need some love like I never needed love before.

    The Misheard: I need a bug like I never needed tug-of-war.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama

    The Misheard: Animal

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    Artist: Village People

    Song: Y.M.C.A.

    Real Lyric: Y.M.C.A.....

    The Misheard: I am so gay......

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Scarborough Fair

    Real Lyric: parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme

    The Misheard: Our sweet sage grows merry in time

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: Here we are now; Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious.

    The Misheard: I don't want no; baked potatos I feel like some mashed potatoes.

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    Artist: The Beastie Boys

    Song: Brass Monkey

    Real Lyric: Brass monkey. That funky monkey.

    The Misheard: That monkey. That funky monkey.

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