The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You'll be dancing once again, then the pain will end
The Misheard: You'll be dancing once again, like an angry man
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Real Lyric: blue like my corvette it's standing outside
The Misheard: blue like my toilet it's sanitized
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Real Lyric: I came here with the mic in my hand, don't make me leave here with my foot in your ass
The Misheard: I came here with a bike in my hand, don't make me leave here with my foot in the trash
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Urly-Burly gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: "...and bad mistakes, I've made a few..."
The Misheard: "...and baked me steaks, I've had a few..."
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Real Lyric: the cross i beared that you gave to me
The Misheard: the cross eyed bear that you gave to me...
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Real Lyric: I want to bathe with you in the sea.
The Misheard: I want to bake with you in the sea.
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Real Lyric: Bailamos - let the rhythm take you over Bailamos Te quiero amor mio
The Misheard: By the mall, let the rythem take you over by the mall, take the arrow, mamma mio
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Real Lyric: A denial.
The Misheard: Bloody Naya.
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Real Lyric: In my mind and in my car we can't rewind we gone to far
The Misheard: In my mind and in my car we country wined, we gone to far
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