The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lay lady lay Lay across my big brass bed
The Misheard: Lay lady lay Lay across my big breast, babe
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Real Lyric: Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane
The Misheard: Little titties on Jack's Diane
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Real Lyric: And mother always told me, 'Be careful of who you love And be careful what you do 'Cause the lie becomes the truth'
The Misheard: And mother always told me, 'Be careful who you love Be careful who you do 'Cause the lie becomes the truth'
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Real Lyric: Soy un prededor I'm a loser baby So why don't ya kill me?
The Misheard: Sold on my blow up doll I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me
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Real Lyric: Swimming with a raincoat
The Misheard: Swimming with a Rancor
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems, I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems, I've got my a** wipe
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Real Lyric: shot through the heart and you're to blame Darlin' you give love a bad name
The Misheard: Shock to the heart and you're too lame Darlin' you gave blood to that man
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Real Lyric: And I'm living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling
The Misheard: And I'm living off of A** and the drippings of my seamen.
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Real Lyric: And I'm living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling
The Misheard: And I'm living off of A** and the drippings of my seamen.
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Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight, In the dunes of the cape.
The Misheard: If you like making love at midnight, With some dude in a cape.
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