The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Cirty Deeds done to sheep
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Real Lyric: Evil Woman!
The Misheard: Medievil Woman!
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Real Lyric: It's just another manic Monday
The Misheard: It's just another man named Monday..
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Real Lyric: An old man turned ninety-eight, he won the lottery, died the next day.
The Misheard: An old man turned and he ate, he won the lottery, died the next day.
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Real Lyric: we were both caught makin' love on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: we were both buck-naked bangin on the bathroom door
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Real Lyric: Red, Gold and Green
The Misheard: Red Coat and Cream
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Real Lyric: Give the past a slip
The Misheard: get a plastic slip
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Real Lyric: I'm happy I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag
The Misheard: I'm happy I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in my ass
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Real Lyric: I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythym.
The Misheard: I'm never gonna dance again Two left feet have got no rhythym.
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playin' Bring your nickels, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner Outtie in the street Where the folklore is playin' And the negroes can't be beat.
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