The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You gotta keep 'em separated
The Misheard: You gotta keep 'em refrigerated
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
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Real Lyric: The wild dogs cry out in the night
The Misheard: The hotdogs cry out in the night
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Real Lyric: Look wht you've done to this rock and roll crowd
The Misheard: Nothing's too loud for this rock and roll crowd
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Real Lyric: Every night the men would come to town and lay there money down.
The Misheard: Every night the men would come to town and lay there monkey down.
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Real Lyric: Hit me baby one more time
The Misheard: Kick me lady one more time
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Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin'
The Misheard: b**thin for the runnin'
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Real Lyric: Nibblin' on sponge cake, watchin' the sun bake All of those tourists covered with oil
The Misheard: Nibblin on sponge cake, watchin the sun bake All of my shoes are covered in oil
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Real Lyric: ...i love that tattoo whats it say? rot in peices oh thats great...
The Misheard: ...i love that tattoo whats it say? rotten pizza oh thats great...
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch
The Misheard: She used to be a belly-button toucher
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