The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: lookin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: lookin for my lost sugar and sauce
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
The Misheard: if you wanna be my lover E equals M C squared
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the birds and s**t it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, no hair too
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Real Lyric: "Hey boy, do you wanna score?"
The Misheard: "Hey boy, do you wanna scone?"
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Real Lyric: "Hey boy, do you wanna score?"
The Misheard: "Hey boy, do you wanna scone?"
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Real Lyric: Just got Paid
The Misheard: Just got laid
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Real Lyric: This state looks down on sodomy
The Misheard: This steak looks down insida me
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Real Lyric: It's like ten-thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
The Misheard: It's like ten-thousand goons when all you need is a wife
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes
The Misheard: She had cyclone eyes
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