The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 1) Michael row the boat ashore 2) Sister help to raise the sail
The Misheard: As sung by Antonio Scarpacci (Tony Shaloub - "Monk")in the sitcom "Wings:" 1) My goat knows the bowling score 2) Sid's new hair is in the mail
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Real Lyric: It's raining men!
The Misheard: Israeli men!
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: I like to keep my genes androgynous.
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Real Lyric: Sowing the seeds of love, seeds of love...
The Misheard: He stole my shoes and clothes... - or - They stole the Sousaphone...
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I got the AIDS down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: It's a peasant mystery
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' Carolina
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
The Misheard: Who's that casting devious stares at my erection?
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Real Lyric: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times
The Misheard: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (OOOH) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I just like to eat all curly fries
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul.
The Misheard: Give me the beach boys
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