The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You might as well be walkin' on the sun
The Misheard: My anus will be walkin' on the sun
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: I'm a tuxedo
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Real Lyric: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, butane in my veins so I'm out to get the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables, dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose, kill the headlights and put it in neutral, stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control, baby's in Reno with the vitamin D,
The Misheard: in the time of chimpanzees i was bologna mutate in my vain so im out to get the drunkie with the elastic eyeballs, spraypaint my vegetables dog food halls with the reef lake candy rose kill the head nights and put it in nuetral mack car flaming with
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Real Lyric: People think im insane because i am browning all the time
The Misheard: people think im insane because i am frowning all the time
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So I don't wanna bend the door
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Real Lyric: He's got electric boots, a mohair suit...B-B-B-Bennie & the Jets
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, my mom had boobs...But she's got pennies on her chest
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Real Lyric: For you to help me Rhonda Help me get her out of my heart
The Misheard: For you to help me Rhonda Help me get her out of my car
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Real Lyric: The Cops are hanging out in the donut shop
The Misheard: The c**ks were hanging out in the donut shop
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Real Lyric: i can't get no satisfaction
The Misheard: i cam geto tramsam action
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Real Lyric: Down On The Corner, out in the street, Willy and the Poorboys are playin'; Bring a nickel; tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, party in the street, Willy and the Poorboys are playin'; Bring a nickel; stamp your feet.
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