The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: On the hunt tonight For love at first sting
The Misheard: On a hundred nights For love at first sin
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Real Lyric: Let her go and start over
The Misheard: Bend a pornstar over
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Real Lyric: He who tries will be wasted
The Misheard: Heathen trash will be wasted
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Real Lyric: When The Sun Comes Up Over Santimonica Boulevard
The Misheard: When The Sun Comes Up Over A Ceromony A Couple Of Times!!!
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Real Lyric: Andy are you goofin on Elvis?
The Misheard: Andy are you goofin on Elm Street?
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: Snakes inside my sleeping bag
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Real Lyric: There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship's smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'
The Misheard: There is no pain you are recieving, a distant ship smokes on the horizon, You're not only coming through in waves, Your lips move, but I can't here what you're saying
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Real Lyric: stepped on a pop-top blew out my flip flop
The Misheard: stepped on pop-rock blew out my flip flop
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Real Lyric: I dont want to be a beast of burden
The Misheard: i dont want my pizza burning
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Real Lyric: yeah they've come to snuff the rooster
The Misheard: yeah they've come to stick it in my ass
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