The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: papa had a kidney stone wherever he left his hat was his home
The Misheard: papa had a kidney stone whenever he took a dump he would groan
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Real Lyric: I am the Eggman...
The Misheard: I am the Eggplant...
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Real Lyric: Or steal my Daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
The Misheard: Or steal my Daddy's wheels and make a living dragging - cool!
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Real Lyric: We all live in a Yellow Submarine
The Misheard: We all pee in a yellow sub-latrine
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Real Lyric: Watch it now, watch it now!
The Misheard: Wash it now, wash it now!
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Real Lyric: And here's to you, Mrs Robinson— Jesus loves you more than you could know, Woah, woah, woah...
The Misheard: And here's to you, Mrs Robinson— She's a slut much more than you could know, You ho, ho, ho...
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Real Lyric: You always smile, but in your eyes your sorrow shows.
The Misheard: You always smile, but in your eyes your stomach shows.
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Real Lyric: That's a cold shot
The Misheard: Let's go shopping
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Real Lyric: I won't stick my hands up and surrender
The Misheard: I won't stick my ass up and surrender
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Real Lyric: Like a Virgin.
The Misheard: Like a Budgie.
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