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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Corrs

    Song: Give Me a Reason

    Real Lyric: And my makeup's off, so just give me a reason

    The Misheard: And im making sausages, so just give me a reason

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust

    The Misheard: A number one private duck

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    Artist: Johnny Nash

    Song: I Can See Clearly Now

    Real Lyric: It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) sunshiny day.

    The Misheard: It's gonna be bright (bright), bright (bright) like the sunshine in Vegas.

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa

    The Misheard: I took a train down to Africa

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: "They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot."

    The Misheard: "They paid for bags, put up [with] a f***ing lot."

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Survivor

    Real Lyric: I'm a survivor,(what) I'm not gonna give up,(what) I'm not gon' stop,(what) I'm gonna work harder(what)

    The Misheard: I'm gon' survive (her) I'm not gana lick (her) I'm not gona stop (her) I'm gonna work on (her)

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Boys

    Real Lyric: what would it take for you to just leave with me?

    The Misheard: what would it take for you to just sleep with me?

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Summer Night City

    Real Lyric: Walking in the moonlight love amking in the dark

    The Misheard: First I thought it was F*#@ing in the moonlight and then I thought that that was impossible as the census would not allow that then on my secon listen i realized it Was Barking at the Moonlight Love making in the dark.

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    Artist: Cher

    Song: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

    Real Lyric: gypsies, tramps and thieves

    The Misheard: gypsies, chimpanzees

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Aqualung

    Real Lyric: Watching as the frilly panties run.

    The Misheard: Watching as the pretty Patties run.

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