The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa. . .
The Misheard: I guess it rains down in Africa. . .
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Real Lyric: You gotta rub me the right way honey
The Misheard: You gotta love me to ride me honey
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Real Lyric: Pure Massacre
The Misheard: Pure Mexican
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Real Lyric: Zombie, Zombie, Zombie
The Misheard: Starbeam, Starbeam, Starbeam
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Real Lyric: village chiefton is my pa pa
The Misheard: Billies cheatin is my pa pa
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Real Lyric: a "no smoking" sign on your cigarrette break
The Misheard: a small gang sign on your cigarrette break
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Real Lyric: Blame it all on my roots-- I showed up in boots, and ruined your black-tie affair.
The Misheard: Blame it all on my roots-- I showed up in boots, at a ruvenger black-tie affair.
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Real Lyric: I said "I appreciate that and would you please explain about the 50 ways"
The Misheard: I said "Danke schen Pat and would you please explain about the 50 ways"
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Real Lyric: Pays my ticket when I speed
The Misheard: Plays my Chicken when I pee
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