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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Physical

    Real Lyric: I took you to an intimate restaurant And then to a suggestive movie

    The Misheard: I took you to an internet restaurant The vendor was suggestively moving

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Physical

    Real Lyric: I took you to an intimate restaurant And then to a suggestive movie

    The Misheard: I took you to an internet restaurant The vendor was suggestively moving

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Would I Lie To You

    Real Lyric: Watch me - I'll make it

    The Misheard: Watch me - I'm naked

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view

    The Misheard: with busted shades it's a lonely view

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    Artist: Village People

    Song: Y.M.C.A.

    Real Lyric: Y.M.C.A

    The Misheard: Wild mc gay

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    Artist: Take That

    Song: Back For Good

    Real Lyric: I just want you back for good (Background singers - "want you back, want you back, want you back for good").

    The Misheard: I just want you back for good (Background singers - "watch your back, watch your back, watch you back for good").

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    Artist: Fleetwood Mac

    Song: Don't Stop

    Real Lyric: Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow

    The Misheard: Don't stop drinkin' before tomorrow

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    Artist: Steppenwolf

    Song: Magic Carpet Ride

    Real Lyric: Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride!

    The Misheard: Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a Muppett Carpool ride!

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in her curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: Little early birdy gave my anus curly wurly And asked me if I needed a ride

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    Artist: Eagle-Eye Cherry

    Song: Save Tonight

    Real Lyric: Save tonight/And fight the break of dawn

    The Misheard: Save tonight/And fight the great Gorgon

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