The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a monkey suit
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Real Lyric: Walk this way, Talk this way.
The Misheard: Water suede. Talk to suede.
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: The bite of the pain, I still just a cat in a rage
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: This mellow fat chick just put my spite on her face
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Real Lyric: Sittin on the dock of the bay
The Misheard: Sitting on the top of the hay
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Real Lyric: He went by me, got my suit damp...
The Misheard: He went by me, got me so damp...
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, her ma has too. You know I read in a magazine.
The Misheard: Friend misheard as: She's got electric boobs and her mom does too. You know I heard it in Pakistan.
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Real Lyric: "Tell me I’m the chosen one Jesus was an only son for you"
The Misheard: "Don't Tell Me I'm the Only One Jesus Was an Amish Guy For You"
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife
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Real Lyric: Tuck you in, warm within Keep you free from sin
The Misheard: Tuck you in, walk within Keep your free throws in
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