The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He who tries/ will be wasted
The Misheard: He who tries/ we'll be wasted
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, Will you do the Fandango
The Misheard: Scare a moose, scare a moose Will you do the fan dangle
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in...
The Misheard: Little miss muffet
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Real Lyric: [RAP part] I seen a rainbow yesterday But too many storms have come and gone Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray Is it because my life is ten shades of gray I pray all ten fade away Seldom praise Him for the sunny days And like His promise is true Only my faith can undo The many chances I blew To bring my life to anew Clear blue and unconditional skies Have dried the tears from my eyes No more lonely cries My only bleedin' hope Is for the folk who can't cope Wit such an endurin' pain That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain Who's to blame For tootin' caine in your own vein What a shame You shoot and aim for someone else's brain You claim the insane And name this day in time For fallin' prey to crime I say the system got you victim to your own mind Dreams are hopeless aspirations In hopes of comin' true Believe in yourself The rest is up to me and you
The Misheard: I seen a rainbow yesterday But too many stones, I've come and gone Leavin' a trace of not one tide, give a grey You said "but that's my life - it's ten shades of grey" I pray all ten fade away So the rains can pour the seven days And like his prom
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Real Lyric: Mental wounds still screaming...
The Misheard: Mental moons still screaming...
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Real Lyric: Breathe the pressure / come play my game I'll test ya
The Misheard: Breed the pleasure / cum breed the gay Morticia
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Real Lyric: Show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream, she said
The Misheard: Show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me feel sea sick
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Real Lyric: It ain't no joke I'd like to buy the world a toke
The Misheard: Hey hey now Joe, C'mon so buy the world a token
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: Whip above the shed is so lonely of you.
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Real Lyric: True patriot love/ in all thy son's commands
The Misheard: True patriot dove/ in all thy son's big pants
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