The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm the one that feed upon Give a bit, a star is born
The Misheard: I'm the one who sucks his thumb And sticks his finger up his bum
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Real Lyric: Cheer up, sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Shear old sheepy Jean
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Real Lyric: Now that she's back in the atmosphere With drops of Jupiter in her hair
The Misheard: That shes back from chemistry with drops of juice in her hair
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Real Lyric: Trying to find the courage to ask her out Was like trying to get oil from a water spout
The Misheard: Trying to find the courage to ask her out Was like trying to get off on a water spout
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean.
The Misheard: She was a dancin' queen, she kept her motor clean.
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Real Lyric: all that glitters is gold only shootin stars break the mold
The Misheard: all the livers gone cold all these stupid cars eat the mold
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
The Misheard: scat a moose, scat a moose, will you do the fans daniel
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Real Lyric: Little miss, little miss can't be wrong.
The Misheard: Little miss, little miss Kelsy Brown.
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Real Lyric: You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
The Misheard: You can't hide your iodine.
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Real Lyric: Ice Ice Baby
The Misheard: MICE MICE BABY!
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