The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hosanna eee excelsis!
The Misheard: Osama, he is Chelsea's!
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Real Lyric: God of Thunder And Rock n' Roll The spell your under Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul
The Misheard: God of Sunburn And rock n' roll The smell your under Will slowly rob you of your virgin sou
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Real Lyric: Funky little shack! Funky little shack!
The Misheard: f**kin' in a shack! Pokey little shack!
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Real Lyric: Now it's time to trade those dreams For the rush of passion's fire
The Misheard: Now it's time to dream those dreams, before the Russians pass us by.
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Real Lyric: stroke me, stroke me
The Misheard: So don't you worry 'bout the s**t your takin'(hush, hush) Cause I just write this song to tell you my heart
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Real Lyric: I've got my ship, and all the flags are a flyin'
The Misheard: I've got my shirt, and all the flaps and the flyers
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible Belt come down and save my soul
The Misheard: Let the bottle bounce, come and save my soul.
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Real Lyric: I can see all obstacles in my way
The Misheard: I can see popsicles in my brain
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Real Lyric: Dont go chsing waterfalls please stick to the rivers and the lakes that your used to I know that your going to have it your way or nothing at all but I think your moving to fast
The Misheard: Oh Oh Jasons waterfalls plastic over slivers and on flakes that he used to do Eh oh go on and have it your way but kick his balls go on and have a big blast
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Real Lyric: Got the sightless eyes, Tellin' me no lies
The Misheard: She got saggy thighs, Tellin' me no lies
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