The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You said you'd never compromise With the mystery tramp, but now you realize He's not selling any alibis
The Misheard: You said you'd never compromise With the mystery trend, but now you realize He's not selling any alibis
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Real Lyric: ...blowin' through the jasmine in my mind
The Misheard: ...blowin' through the jazz bone in my mind
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Real Lyric: I come from a land down under Where women glow and men chunder
The Misheard: I come from a land down under, You cannot run from a vegamite sandwich.
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Real Lyric: why do you build me up buttercup baby
The Misheard: why do you feel me up botticle baby
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Real Lyric: the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the motherf**ker burn.
The Misheard: The club, the club, the club is on fire, we don't need no Great White let their f**king fans burn
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Real Lyric: Mama don't take my Kodachrome, mama don't take my Kodachrome
The Misheard: Mama don't take my chloroform, Mama don't take my chloroform
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Real Lyric: Roxanne...you don't have to put on the red light
The Misheard: Dodge van...please don't try to turn on the headlights
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush, keep it down now. Voices carry.
The Misheard: Oh, hush. We go downtown. This is scary.
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Real Lyric: you drive me crazy i just cant see im so exicted am i in to deep
The Misheard: you drive me hazy i just cant pee im so exited im in to thy
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Real Lyric: Your skin... Oh yeah you skin and bones
The Misheard: In danish: Jeg sked... Oh ja jeg sked en bums Which means: I s**tted oh yeah I s**tted a pimple
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