The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo-jet It wasn't easy But never is.
The Misheard: She's a b***h, ow!
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Real Lyric: My breath smells of a thousand f**s And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad I've started to dress a bit like him
The Misheard: My best friends are a thousand f**s And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad I start to undress a bit, like hime
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Some underworld spy or the wife of a postman
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Real Lyric: my feet is my only carriage
The Misheard: my fear is my only courage
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Real Lyric: Nobody hears a single word you say But you keep on talking till your dying day
The Misheard: Nobody here to sing a word you say But you keep on talking like a dying man
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
The Misheard: When the rain washes you, clean your nose
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Real Lyric: Put the lime in the coconut
The Misheard: Slime in the coconut
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Real Lyric: Count the headliights on the highway
The Misheard: Count the head lice on-a Howie
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Real Lyric: You Gotta Keep 'Em Separated
The Misheard: You gotta keep it lubricated
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Real Lyric: ...Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus...
The Misheard: Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the Fruit of the Loom, Jesus...
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