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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: There's an old man sittin next to me, makin love to his tonic n gin

    The Misheard: There's an old man sittin next to me, makin love to his tonic engine

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Island Girl

    Real Lyric: Island Girl

    The Misheard: I like girls

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    Artist: Herman's Hermits

    Song: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter

    Real Lyric: I'd go down on my knees But it's no good to pine

    The Misheard: I'd go down on my niece But it's no good to pine

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    Artist: Blondie

    Song: Heart Of Glass

    Real Lyric: You tease me like you do

    The Misheard: The cheese in life tastes better

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor

    The Misheard: Sooo open the door

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Somebody to Love

    Real Lyric: Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet

    The Misheard: Ooh, each morning I get off the toilet Can barely stand on my feet

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: making love to his tonic and gin

    The Misheard: making love to his tonic engine

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: I Shot The Sheriff

    Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy

    The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I did not do the refugee

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    Artist: Soundtracks

    Song: Kiss the Girl

    Real Lyric: Bright, young women

    The Misheard: Pregnant women

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: im blue i ba di i ba da i ba de i ba di

    The Misheard: im blue im going to beat up this guy. gonna beat up this guy gonna beat up this guy

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