The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: every-day i get in the queue....(too much, the magic bus) to get on the bus that takes me to you.
The Misheard: once a day, i try 6to hit you(on-board the magic bus) then i realise you hit me too.....
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Real Lyric: You tease me like you do
The Misheard: Your cheesy like a bedwetter
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Real Lyric: This stone is genuine, like love should be.
The Misheard: This stone is genuine, by clutchertine.
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Real Lyric: I built me a raft and she's ready for floating.Oh Mississippi,she's calling my name.
The Misheard: I built me a raft and she's ready for floating.Oh Mississippi cheesecloth is my name.
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Real Lyric: You know the day destroys the night Night divides the day
The Misheard: You know the day destroys the night Ninety f**s a day
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Real Lyric: I smell sex and candy
The Misheard: I sell sex and candy
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Real Lyric: Went to a dance looking for romance
The Misheard: Went to a dance looking for a man
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Real Lyric: red red wine
The Misheard: freds red wine
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles where you from you sexy thing
The Misheard: Hiben Heeben Nakos, Im your mom , you sexy thing
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us!
The Misheard: Here we are now, mashed potatoes!
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