The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here.
The Misheard: I wear Kogo's when you are not near.
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Real Lyric: Can't tear me apart
The Misheard: Go bake me a pie
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Real Lyric: You aint as green as you are young
The Misheard: Your anus greeted, "You are young"
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Real Lyric: the renegades of funk
The Misheard: and a random case of funk
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Real Lyric: When you were here before - couldn't look you in the eye.
The Misheard: When you're on the floor - can't look you in the eye.
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible Belt come down and save my soul.
The Misheard: Let your mamma build 'cause it's in my soul.
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Real Lyric: There was a checkpoint Charley He didn't crack a smile But it's no laughing party When you've been on the murder mile
The Misheard: There was a checkpoint Charley He didn't crack a smile But there's a schoolboy tardy And he's been on the murder mile
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, im still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: They spied on my ranger, im still just a rat in a cage
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Real Lyric: Put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Put up a f**king light
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Real Lyric: Scream 'are we having fun yet'
The Misheard: Scream 'Woody Allen forgets'
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