The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wasting away in Margaritaville
The Misheard: Wasting away in my gorilla suit
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Real Lyric: No time for losers
The Misheard: Hooka palooka
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Real Lyric: We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.
The Misheard: We can try to understand a New York Yankees baseball fan
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Real Lyric: Didn't we almost have it all
The Misheard: Didn't we almost have it off.
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Real Lyric: Sweet emotion
The Misheard: Sweet with lotion
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle, gotta rub me the right way
The Misheard: Stuck my wenie in a bottle, Gotta rub it to right it.
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Real Lyric: sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon going to the candidates debate
The Misheard: Sitting on a sofa on a sunday afternoon, move your hand and m********e
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Real Lyric: Rock me Amadeus
The Misheard: Rock me I'm a Dayus
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Real Lyric: We will, we will rock you!
The Misheard: We will, we will f**k you!
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Real Lyric: and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air
The Misheard: and the monkeys red hair the rams smashing in air
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