The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Find some body to love, find somebody to love find...
The Misheard: find somebody to love bite, somebody to love bite...
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Real Lyric: Gettin' cards and letters From people I don't even know
The Misheard: Gettin' carrots and lettuce From people I don't even know
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Real Lyric: big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: obese woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: Exit light, enter night
The Misheard: Excelight, and tonight
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Real Lyric: Does she speak eloquently
The Misheard: Does she speak Guatamali
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: cheap wine and a three day grope
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Real Lyric: She's a punk and rarely ever took advice
The Misheard: She and Paco rarely ever took advice
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Real Lyric: With one headlight
The Misheard: If a woman had lice
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Real Lyric: And curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid get
The Misheard: And curse the ones around it, you were such a stupid ge
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Real Lyric: Cant nobody take my pride, cant nobody hold me down...
The Misheard: cant nobody take my fries, cant nobody hold me now...
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