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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Dancing Queen

    Real Lyric: You can dance, You can dive..

    The Misheard: You can dance, You can jive

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    Artist: Disturbed

    Song: Down with the Sickness

    Real Lyric: And when I dream...

    The Misheard: Am I not a tree...

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Flash Gordon

    Real Lyric: Flash! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He saves every one of us!

    The Misheard: Flesh! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He hates every one of us!

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Black Dog

    Real Lyric: Didn't take long 'fore I found out, what people mean by "down and out"

    The Misheard: Didn't take long, 'fore I found out, people eat my darlin' out...

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lookin' Out My Back Door

    Real Lyric: Do, do, do, lookin out my back door

    The Misheard: Dude, dude, dude lookin out my back door

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Paperback Writer

    Real Lyric: Paperback Writer

    The Misheard: Pay for that Chrysler

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    Artist: Natalie Imbruglia

    Song: Torn

    Real Lyric: I'm all out of faith

    The Misheard: I've been anal raped

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Pledge Of Allegiance

    Real Lyric: and to the repuplic for which it stands, one nation, indivisable...

    The Misheard: and to the repuplic for witches stand' one nation, invisable...

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    Artist: Janis Joplin

    Song: Me and Bobby McGee

    Real Lyric: Windshield wipers, slappin' time

    The Misheard: Windshield wipers, turpentine

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen

    The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza Count the headlice only my way Lay me down in sheets with Lenon(I was thinking John Lenon)

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