The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gona roll me.
The Misheard: Somebody once told me the world is macaroni.
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Real Lyric: Come on now, try and understand The way I feel under your command
The Misheard: Come on now, try and understand The way I feel about the Orkin Man
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Real Lyric: Oh, it kills me to think of you with another man
The Misheard: Oh, just think of the things I would do with another man
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house.
The Misheard: Zip my pants. Ouch!!!
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Real Lyric: Can you feel the love tonight?
The Misheard: Can you peel the lawn tonight?
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna raise a fuss I'm gonna raise a holler
The Misheard: I'm gonna get a bus 'cause I'm goin' into Harlem
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: In spite all my rage, I am still just ready to cage.
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Real Lyric: Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and forget how to hate.
The Misheard: Maybe it's not too late to learn how to hover and forget how to fade
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Real Lyric: black cats and voodoo dolls
The Misheard: black cats and voodoo dogs
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Real Lyric: I'd like to be under the sea, in an Octopus's Garden with you
The Misheard: I'd like to be under the sea, in an awkward position with you
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