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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: One Of These Days

    Real Lyric: one of these days I'm going to cut you into little peices

    The Misheard: one of these days I am going to dance with the little people

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Beautiful Day

    Real Lyric: See the world in green and blue See China right in front of you

    The Misheard: see the world in green and blue see chandler right in front of you

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Mama just killed a man Put a gun Against his head Pulled the trigger, now he's dead

    The Misheard: Osama and his Taliban Put a gun against his head Pulled the trigger, Guess he's dead

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: B-b-bennie and the jets

    The Misheard: B-b-bunnies on the chest

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    Artist: Marvin Gaye

    Song: Sexual Healing

    Real Lyric: I can't wait for you to operate

    The Misheard: I can't wait to get you off of me

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    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: All Along The Watchtower

    Real Lyric: So let us not talk falsely now. The hour is getting late.

    The Misheard: So let us talk falsely now, that I was getting laid.

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    Artist: Depeche Mode

    Song: Blasphemous Rumors

    Real Lyric: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that god's got a sick sense of humour

    The Misheard: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that dog's got a sick sense of humour

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    Artist: Bryan Adams

    Song: Summer Of '69

    Real Lyric: Got my first real six-string. Bought it at the five and dime.

    The Misheard: I've got my first at sixteen boy i could five and down

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Angels We Have Heard On High

    Real Lyric: Angels we have heard on high

    The Misheard: Angels we have heard get high

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit...

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused...

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