The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: one of these days I'm going to cut you into little peices
The Misheard: one of these days I am going to dance with the little people
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Real Lyric: See the world in green and blue See China right in front of you
The Misheard: see the world in green and blue see chandler right in front of you
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Real Lyric: Mama just killed a man Put a gun Against his head Pulled the trigger, now he's dead
The Misheard: Osama and his Taliban Put a gun against his head Pulled the trigger, Guess he's dead
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Real Lyric: B-b-bennie and the jets
The Misheard: B-b-bunnies on the chest
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Real Lyric: I can't wait for you to operate
The Misheard: I can't wait to get you off of me
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Real Lyric: So let us not talk falsely now. The hour is getting late.
The Misheard: So let us talk falsely now, that I was getting laid.
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Real Lyric: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that god's got a sick sense of humour
The Misheard: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that dog's got a sick sense of humour
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six-string. Bought it at the five and dime.
The Misheard: I've got my first at sixteen boy i could five and down
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Real Lyric: Angels we have heard on high
The Misheard: Angels we have heard get high
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit...
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, I'm all enthused...
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