The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I thought I was the bally table king
The Misheard: I thought i was the veritable king
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold
The Misheard: My teeth got cold
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Real Lyric: you know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
The Misheard: you know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past hardly recollecting stick your fingers up yer arse
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Real Lyric: Tropical drink melting in your hand
The Misheard: Chocolate Cookie melting in your hand
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Real Lyric: It's our problem free philosopy...
The Misheard: It's our problem free furry lobster tree...
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Real Lyric: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose...
The Misheard: Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer, had a very runny nose...
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: All across the U
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Real Lyric: sippin' on coke and rum
The Misheard: sniffin' old coke and run
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche another roamer in the night
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: Businessmen, they drink my wine, come and take my herb
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