The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee.
The Misheard: She looks like a fellow, but she stinks like a beast.
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Real Lyric: In the heat of our love, Don't need no help for us to make it. Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'. I got fire in my mind. I got higher in my walkin'. And I'm glowin' in the dark; I give you warnin'.
The Misheard: Gonna eat it all up Don't need no help for us to bake it Give me just enough to tickle us to the mornin I got hair in my mouth I get higher in the mornin And I'm movin in the dark easy waters
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Real Lyric: i like pleasure spiked with pain
The Misheard: i like girls that fight with me
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burnin' off my shoes out here alone
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Real Lyric: I can't hide no more of your darkness.
The Misheard: I can't lie - no more oggie doggin'.
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes, tellin' me no lies
The Misheard: She had a cyclops eye, tellin' me no lies
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life from this born strosity
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Real Lyric: Tonight we smoke them out
The Misheard: Tonight we smoke the moon
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty thieves they're thunder chief
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Real Lyric: When Suzy wore her dresses tight.
The Misheard: When Suzy Woman dressed up tight.
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