The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Karma police Arrest this girl Her hitler hairdo Is making me feel ill And we have crashed her party
The Misheard: Karma police Arrest this girl Her hitler hairdo Is making me feel ill And we have crushed her body
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Real Lyric: Is it me, for a moment?
The Misheard: Is it me, or a woman?
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Real Lyric: I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool...
The Misheard: I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of crying fool...
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Real Lyric: Philadelphia Freedom took me knee-high to a man...
The Misheard: Philadelphia Freedom put your knee-highs on your hands....
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Real Lyric: Stop draggin' my heart around!
The Misheard: Stop draggin' my dog around!
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield.
The Misheard: Love is a centipede
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be a 'long-neck'
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Real Lyric: Oh Baby, Baby, how was I supposed to know?
The Misheard: Oh bagel, bagel, how was I supposed to mold?
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Real Lyric: Walking on, walking on broken glass
The Misheard: Milking on, milking on, milking on butter.
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
The Misheard: Our sweet sage grows merry in time.
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