The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Everything Zen Everything Zen
The Misheard: Edward Van Zant Edward Van Zant
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Real Lyric: Dude (looks like a lady)
The Misheard: Do the lucky lady
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Real Lyric: Mama, Just killed a man. Put a bullet in his head. Pulled the trigger now he's dead.
The Misheard: Mama, Just killed a man. Put a butt against his head. Pulled my (finger) trigger, now he's dead.
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Real Lyric: O say can you see, by the dawns early light
The Misheard: O say can you see, by danzers lee light?
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Real Lyric: A denial, a denial, a denial...
The Misheard: Adenoidal, adenoidal, adenoidal...
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: Liqorice Bannanas
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Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to be defeated.
The Misheard: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to see me beat it!
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Real Lyric: Kissing baboons in the jungle
The Misheard: Kissing balloons in the jungle
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Real Lyric: I will turn your face to alabaster When you find your servant is your master
The Misheard: I will turn your face to rural Nebraska When you find your servant is your master
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Real Lyric: You know the door to my very soul
The Misheard: you are the dot on my parasole
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