The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: half cherokee and choctaw, my baby she's a chocktaw
The Misheard: half cherokee and choctaw, my baby's she's a chicken hawk
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop) Don't stop till you get enough
The Misheard: Com'on with the coleslaw (don't stop) Don't stop till you get enough
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Real Lyric: Heathcliff! It's me, Cathy and I've come back oh, so cold, let me in-a your window
The Misheard: Oh look! It's me, and I'm here and i'm sighing Oh-oh-oh-oh: it's a window!
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Real Lyric: this song still is called "donīt marry her f**k me" I am really sorry if you cannot use this word here, but this is a site about hisheard lyrics!
The Misheard: well I didnīt you did!
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Real Lyric: Tropical the island breeze
The Misheard: Chop the goolies I can see
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Real Lyric: But I wandered through my playing cards and would not let her be
The Misheard: But I wandered through my credit cards and would not let her pee
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me
The Misheard: can you imagine your love fried 'n deep fried chicken your best friend is always stickin up for you even when I know you're gone can you imagine no first dance, free dried romans, five-hour phone conversation the best sautted lamb you ever had and me
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Real Lyric: My lover's got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: My lovers got no money, he's got his trombolice
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Real Lyric: The shareef don't like it Rock the casbah Rock the casbah He thinks it's not kosher
The Misheard: She rea-ly don't like 'im F**k his ass off F**k his ass off This is not kosher!
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Real Lyric: Get up, come on, get down with the sickness
The Misheard: Your mother gave up and put you down with the sickness
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