The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey, you, whaddya see? Somethin' beautiful, somethin' free?
The Misheard: "Hey you, whaddya' see? Somethin' beautiful on that tree?" I also heard them as follows: "Eh, you, whaddya see? something beautiful taken a pee?"
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: I'm a weenie in a bible
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a funny red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man My father sells sheep
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Real Lyric: Gee, the old LaSalle ran great
The Misheard: Gee we all are sour grapes
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings - I forget everything.
The Misheard: When smoking sense {sensemilla] - I forget everything.
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Love-sick in disguise with diamonds
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Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches with every step you take
The Misheard: How my poo-hole aches with every step you take
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Real Lyric: songs that made the hit parade
The Misheard: yabba dabba hip horay!
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Real Lyric: home, home on the range where the deer and the antelope play where seldom is heard a discouraging word...
The Misheard: where the deer and the antelope play sy-ana-dee-air a discouraging word...
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Real Lyric: ride on the peace train
The Misheard: high on the b string
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