The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy, she'll beat you if she's able.
The Misheard: Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy, she'll beat you if she's a boy.
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, Stuck in old Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh no! Stuck in an old pie again!
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Real Lyric: Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter.
The Misheard: Don't let some helpin whore leave you butter.
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Real Lyric: Flowers, cards and candy then later..... Want you to know I really adore you.
The Misheard: Flowers, cotton candy. ........ Want you to know I really could core you.
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man
The Misheard: Everyone's crazy but the jobless man
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Real Lyric: The funk soul brother
The Misheard: The funks old brother
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Real Lyric: Dude Looks Like a Lady
The Misheard: Do the Dragon Lady
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Real Lyric: Oye Como Va
The Misheard: Eating Cocoa Puffs
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdidor
The Misheard: Soiled... head to toe
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Real Lyric: You ain't nothin but a hound dog Just cryin all the time
The Misheard: You ain't nothin but a hound dog, Just crappin on the tiles!
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