The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gina works the diner all day. Working for the man, she brings home her pay for love
The Misheard: Gina was adyin' of AIDS Workin for the man she brings home her bed for love
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once and....
The Misheard: Buy all of your guns in Parsons
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Real Lyric: I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round in your face you get sprung!
The Misheard: I like fig mutts and I do eat flies, you other fu*kers can't rely, when a girl walks in with an itty titty face, and a round thing in yo fake you get hung!
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Real Lyric: Went to a dance, looking for romance, Saw Barbara Ann, so I thought I'd take a chance
The Misheard: Went to a dance, looking for a man, Saw Barbara Ann so I thought I'd take a chance
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Real Lyric: Speedin' so fast, felt like I was drunk
The Misheard: Speedin' so fast cause that guy was drunk
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Real Lyric: Its been the ruin of many a poor boy, and god, i know im one
The Misheard: Its been the ruin of many a pall boy, and god, i know im drunk
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Real Lyric: Put another dime in the jukebox, baby
The Misheard: Put another shine in the shoebox, baby
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Real Lyric: these wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: these words they fill my ears
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Real Lyric: "Just touch my cheek before you leave me...baby"
The Misheard: "Just brush my teeth before you leave me...maybe"
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Real Lyric: Into the flood again Same old trip it was back then So I made a big mistake Try to see it once my way
The Misheard: Hail to the front of me See you sugar was my way So I made a big mistake See you sugar was my way
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