The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Caution: Police Line, you better not cross Is it the cop, or am I the one that's really dangerous?
The Misheard: Gosh darn police line, you better not cross It's the cardboard kind, the one that's really dangerous.
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Real Lyric: i am one of those melodramatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
The Misheard: i am one of those the low dramatic fools who run into self doubt no doubt about it
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come, come, come, on and let me out
The Misheard: I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come, come, come, on and lets meow
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the blood i shed its a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Love lift us up where we belong
The Misheard: No lifters up where we belong
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover
The Misheard: There's been a change in my lover
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Real Lyric: I don't believe that everything's zen...
The Misheard: I don't believe that Elvis is dead...
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today
The Misheard: Hold me close now tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lady diamond, she's splended I had to visit her today
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Real Lyric: I bleed myself trying And it was all yellow
The Misheard: I peed my self trying And it was all yellow
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon Going to the candidates debate
The Misheard: Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon Going to the can to m********e
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