The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And all that glitters is gold,
The Misheard: All that whithers is old,
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Real Lyric: Mmmbop do da da do, oh yeah! (or something like that)
The Misheard: Mmmbop, lick my baboon, oh yeah!
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Real Lyric: Maybe we'll meet in a bar...
The Misheard: Maybe he'll be pee'in in a bar...
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, Directs you where to go.
The Misheard: Tom holds you by the hand then throws you on the road
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk, the renegades of funk...
The Misheard: We're the random kings of f**k,...
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it’s less dangerous Here we are now,entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto,An albino,A mosquito,My libido
The Misheard: With the lights out, it's contagious Here we are now, entertain us Life is stupid, and insane Here we are now, entertain us Oh yeah, Ai-ya, Oh yeah, oh no
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Real Lyric: Think about direction wonder why wou haven't before
The Misheard: Think about erection wonder why wou haven't
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Real Lyric: I Got You Babe
The Misheard: I got ebay
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Real Lyric: i;m blue da ba dee ba da be di
The Misheard: i'm blue and i'm a pre madonna a premaddona a preeee madonna
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Real Lyric: one smell of colitas rising up through the air
The Misheard: a smell of colon guts rises up through the air
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