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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Divinyls

    Song: I Touch Myself

    Real Lyric: "When I think about you, I touch myself"

    The Misheard: "When i think about you, i dust my shelves"

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Crazy Train

    Real Lyric: Mental wounds, unhealing

    The Misheard: Ankle bones, unhealing

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my love She´s just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son

    The Misheard: Billie Jean, stand by love She´s just a girl who thinks that I am the one But the chain is not my son

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Comfortably Numb

    Real Lyric: I have become comfortably numb.

    The Misheard: I have the power, come to me now.

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Barbara Ann

    Real Lyric: Ba ba ba, ba Barbara Ann

    The Misheard: Bop bop bop, bop bop Berean

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Surfin' U.S.A

    Real Lyric: A bushy, bushy blonde hair-do, Surfin' USA

    The Misheard: A butchy, butchy blonde hair-do, Surfin' USA

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    Artist: Whitesnake

    Song: Here I Go Again

    Real Lyric: To walk along the lonely street of dreams

    The Misheard: To walk along as though it's three degrees!

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed

    The Misheard: Olives and seals

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: waisting away in margaritaville

    The Misheard: waisting away again if i could read a bit

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch

    The Misheard: She sees the hat and physical attraction

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