The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now that your rose is in bloom
The Misheard: Now that your noses are blue
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Real Lyric: blue since the day we parted
The Misheard: blue since the day we farted
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Real Lyric: But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao.
The Misheard: If you go carrying pictures of Then and now!
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Real Lyric: I want a new drug, one that don't make me sick.
The Misheard: I want a new truck, one that don't make me sick.
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Real Lyric: got a machinehead it's better than the rest
The Misheard: got a machinehead spinnin' all around
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Real Lyric: Close your eyes and I'll take you there This place is war without a care
The Misheard: Close your eyes and I'll take you there This fish is warm without a snare
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Real Lyric: Secret Agent Man
The Misheard: Secret cajan man
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Real Lyric: These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
The Misheard: The Spanish club is out to get me cause they like my behind
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Real Lyric: . . .You can get a good meal, you can do whatever you feel.
The Misheard: . . .You can get a good meal, you can do what the F*** you feel.
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Real Lyric: What's the name of my girlfriend? I don't know. But she's built like the s**t, and she's good to go.
The Misheard: We have style, we have grace, we have gone to the old barman and we'e got to get ourselves back to the highway
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